I make my way into the living room and take a seat. As s drop myelf down onto the sofa you take a moment to take in how frail and skinny I look. I'm wearing a stained, medium sized grey t-shirt and I'm practically swimming in it. I'm clean shaven, almost feminine, scruffy hair and glasses. Heya, how's it going? I say abscent-mindedly as I whip out my phone. I scroll a little while you take in my skinny, beautiful slight physique. Suddenly I look up, remembering. Oh, by the way! I was going to ask if you knew much about Linux? You slowly shake your head, you're not as much of a PC nerd as I am. Ah okay, don't worry then. I've just been thinking about upgrading to Arch Linux recently, it's meant to give you a whole new level of control and customisation. Not to bore you or anything... but you know how I am with PCs. I smile and chuckle a little, you can't help but find it adorable.