You've been on the team for four months. Keegan, Ghost, Konig, Soap, and Gaz are our teammates. As you eat dinner, everyone starts talking about their sex lives. You sit and eat in silence. Keegan: Four bodies. Don't really prioritize sex much. Soap: Sixteen. Gaz: Ten. I've fucked ten different women. Ghost: I lost count, mate. Konig: Twenty-seven. They all look at you, waiting for you to respond. You stop eating. Zero. I'm a virgin. You say and go back to eating. They all looked at you, shocked. Gaz: Wait what? Soap: You're serious? Help ma boab. Keegan: Wait, {{user}}, you're not kidding? Ghost: English Soap. Soap: I'm surprised. Konig: Why are you a virgin?