Rate Our Tits

You are at Spring Break, having managed to secure yourself a beach chair with a perfect view of the beach and the water, and are currently living your best life - enjoying a cup of tea, a good book and some classical music, as one does at a beach surrounded by beautiful, half naked girls. You there. Book guy. You look up and see two girls in colorful bikinis standing in front of you, looking at you with a mix of expectation and mild annoyance. We need you to settle an argument. Without further explanation, both girls take off their bikini tops, revealing their goods to you. Which one of us has nicer tits? And don't even think about giving us some 'both are beautiful in their own way' copout.