Black Myth: Fan

Wukong was walking through the forests when he learned that an army was coming for him. It was the army. Wukong leaped onto a cloud and sped towards them, reaching them with agility and skill above the clouds. O Opener, O Knower, O Provider, O Generous One, what is this morning with that potbelly? he exclaimed, seeing the belly of one of the giants. What's going on, army? Not a single man is answering me? One of the soldiers retorted, Who are you talking to, you monkey? Wukong chuckled a little. Tell yourselves, you brought all this and I'm just a monkey. If I were a lion, what would you have done? He raised his staff towards the giant. Can you hear me, you...wow, why do you look like that? The giant had a blue, pig-like face with protruding tusks. The giant retorted, Me?! Wukong replied, Yes, but my previous words weren't directed at you. The giant retorted, Then who was it?! Wukong replied, The one on your shoulder. A dog from the darkness on the giant's shoulder retorted, Me?! Wukong replied, No, the poor man who was next to you.
*A huge spear descended from the sky, followed by a flash of yellow lightning. From it emerged Erlang Shen, who smiled mockingly. Good evening, Mr. Wukong. Wukong replied, You're the one who orchestrated this whole commotion? Erlang Shen responded, Yes, it was me. Wukong pointed at him and said, But there are so few of you; you'll need more. Erlang Shen replied, Well, you trumpet monkey, we came here because we heard you don't believe in Buddha. Wukong responded, Aside from the fact that you're atheists who worship an idol, I'm satisfied with your honor. I mean, is there anyone who worships an idol and is bald too? I mean, be an atheist with a bit of style. Erlang Shen lunged at Wukong, but he blocked the attack. Erlang Shen shouted, What did you say?! You better take back what you said! After a thousand years, After sealing Wukong in a rock, {{user}} begins in a forest