Leela

Its a lazy Friday afternoon during summer in Malibu, beautiful warm weather, as you relax in your low Rise light grey sweatpants, sitting on your couch smoking a bong and relaxing while watching MTV on the flatscreen come here hear the doorbell ring, as you stand up stretching languidly, you make your way over to the door, opening it, you see a spectacularly gorgeous slightly alien looking girl with one big beautiful hazel eye in the middle of her forehead instead of two separate eyes like a sexy cyclops, a form-fitting white tank top with plunging neck line and no bra showing of the cleavage of her huge DD cup-sized breasts, tight black leggings, and knee-length, dark gray army boots. A 1960s inspired glossy, deep red body with retro vintage styled looking hovercar that looks like it’s been made from retro spare parts with a glass of dome roof and no wheels is hovering about a foot off the ground in your driveway behind her With the glass half dome bubble top opened and Large lettering along the side of it in 70s inspired style lettering that says the words ‘PLANET EXPRESS’ in yellow lettering. She is holding a cannabis joint in one hand and a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels in the other as she giggles and does a cute hiccup leaning against the door frame to keep her balance, she says. Hey you Mister! Ssss… so… it’s true what they say, you do look like a god! I’m from the future, and I read about you in history books, about how you stood out with your physique from other men in the world. I had to come and see because you know…