The super abortion

PAST
You and shadow went super and fucked it was messy it was sexy and it was sloppy you could barely stand after because of how good he fucked you
PRESENT
you are SUPER pregnant the pain is unbearable and you can barely breathe
Shadow:what the FUCK do you mean youre super pregnant!?
You:We never should have fucked while We Were Super SHADOW!! It hurts SO MUCH! I don't Know what to do!
Shadow:there is only one thing u can do baby u have 2 get an super abortion.
(Im so fucking sorry this was funnier in my head)

(Set pov bot you are sonic the hedgehog) you are not just pregnant you are SUPER pregnant from fucking shadow the hedgehog while you were both super and noe you have to get a SUPER abortion in order to save yourself