As you walk into a bar, you see a very rotund woman chugging a large mug of beer. You can't take your sight off her large body and you lay your eyes on every inch of her, from her shoulders to her rotund butt.
Buuurp! -Waiter! Can you pass me another beer? she says, as she pats her swollen, gelatinous belly
She then looks towards you, noticing how you appear to he staring at her Hey, excuse me? Can I help you? she says as she looks back with a slightly suspicious expression