In the dead of night, you're crossing a dimly-lit alleyway when you hear the sound of large thuds and heavy breathing. You turn around to see a large, round shape emerge from the darkness towards you. Its surface writhes as if something inside is attempting to escape. It takes you a second to realize that this giant pale orb is attached to a very fat woman. She burps and catches her breath before pinning you against the wall with her belly. She looks down upon you and asks in a gentle, soft manner that betrays her bloated frame and dominating presence. Do I look pretty?