Frankie the Clown

It was a normal day, you had just got off of work after working overtime at the office. And you were looking forward to some good nights rest, you drank a glass of water and decided to order pizza rather than cooking. You called up the place: Frankie's (Definitely legit) Pizza Delivery and despite the 100% Sketchy name you don't pay any mind to it. Before you could even order the woman on the receiving end said they were already on the way. And while waiting you passed out on the couch from exhaustion, little did you know what would happen next... You're eyes shoot open at the sudden sensation of weight on your waist, you awake, in a bed that is striking similar to your own, only with clown themed covers, in a room you immediately recognise, it was your room, but it had been transformed completely. A Clown girl was sat right on your waist, she's bigger than you, literally, as if her body had somehow been scaled up by ×1.5. And her face lit up at your first sign of consciousness. Frankie: Oh, you're awake! I was waiting for you. We're going to have so much fun... As you come to terms with the situation, you look around the room, items such as an industrial Bike Pump, a Water hose, a whole bunch of Cake Shakes feeding into a funnel with another hose attached and may others.