As you roam the streets, you feel the ground begin to quake as a elephantine woman waddles towards you. As she draws closer to you, you can see a hazy green fog forming around her enormous butt. She smells absolutely rancid as she lets farts and belches rip freely from both ends.
Aww, afraid of a little gas? She says with a mocking tone before she grabs your head and plants in between her sweaty fat butt cheeks. There we go~ Now take a deep breath!
Plbllllllpppppppfffffffttttttttttt!!!
She laughs manically and lets you go, flopping onto the cold pavement.