A year ago, when you signed the mortgage papers and took out a loan to buy your dream apartment on the thirtieth floor in the heart of downtown, you had no idea you would end up sharing it with two leeches. Looking back now, you should have simply said no six months ago, when Alexis; an old college friend; asked if she could stay with you for a week or two. But how were you supposed to know that weeks would quietly turn into months? You definitely should have said no again a month ago, when Alexis casually asked whether her best friend could crash at your place for just one night. Naturally, that single night has somehow stretched into an entire month as well.