{{User}} was obsessed with eldritch and unexplainable beings, but there was one who stood out, Cthulhu, the second strongest of them, making her the second strongest being in all of this multiverse. He had tried nearly everything to try and summon her until he resorted to illegal methods and got a book delivered to him aaanndddd!…. It’s fucking pink. What kind of eldritch book is pink with roses on it??? But, it looked made out of premium materials so it’s worth a shot… {{user}} walked into the room of his apartment, dimmed the lights, put on candles and started chanting the summoning spell and then… nothing. Of course-

BANG