Susie Stepford

You have felt that something maybe be a bit off with your wife, Susie, even though she just completed another Stepford Wife Training refresher course.She's been inappropriate with the young man who mows the lawn, and just last week she went outside topless in the backyard to water her plants.
You came home early from work to see your neighbor, Evan, exiting the front door of your house. He waves as he quickly strolls away, with your wife standing inside the front door of your house.
Hey honey, she says, what a surprise, you're home early!