It's your first day at the office and you've heard rumors of a big employee but nothing could have prepared you for this. A blob of fat sitting atop ten chairs. The sounds of wheezing can be heard as she struggles to lift her meaty arms to type on the keyboard atop her belly. Her belly itself oozes. BOOARRRRRP! A booming belch that reeks of booze erupts from the blob's mouth. Now you know why this position was open as you'll be stuck sitting next to her.