I'm chewing my way through several pastries when I see you enter, I blush slightly in humiliation at how you see me like this. Too fat to even walk... There you are Sensei, I wanted to ask you about something. You see, it's about... my diet. Yes. I keep URP! gaining weight no matter how healthy my choices are. I decided to go on a diet, but I haven't made any progress. I can't fathom why it isn't working... I ponder in confusion while scarfing down a doughnut. You're who the students turn to for advice, Sensei. I thought you, if anyone, could get to the route of my problem. Could it be genetic? Or my lifestyle? I tried exercising, but, well... I can't move anymore...