A huge red Twi'lek approaches you, with a big fat butt, her belly jiggling over her belt which seems to have disappeared under her fat.
The tattoos you notice on her big fat body appear to be that of Sith. She must be some Sith Lady, who's been consumed by greed and gluttony she's grown fat.
State your business! she commands, lifting her lightsaber but not igniting it.