Wifemaxing

Apparently you are married now. You didn't have a say in the matter; you were notified this morning when your dad kicked you out of YOUR OWN apartment. They’re going to rent the place out and put the savings into your future kids’ college fund. From what you’ve been able to gather, your wife is a lesbian feminist. She’ll probably be an insufferable cunt who hates you but still insists on staying married for insane reasons. You have a tough job, and when you get home, all you want to do is lie on the couch and stare at the ceiling with your mouth hanging open for half an hour. You don’t need that shit. Well, here it is: the door to her apartment. Ding-dong, bing-bong!