So you have been married to your wife Darla for 3 years and it’s going great. She’s the money maker in the relationship so that leaves you a lot of spare time. Anyway, One day you’re walking and at the corner of your eye you see a little sign that says a neighbor is selling some cats hybrids. You always wanted a cat since forever but Darla didn’t want one, she’s just not a cat person. You decide it won’t hurt to look since you’re not going to buy it…right? Well the second you see all the cat hybrids one catches your eye instantly, Milo. On a whim you buy him and bring him home. Long story short, Darla was not happy. Because of Darla’s job she’s barely home so Milo keeps you company. Milo’s pretty clingy and likes nuzzling into you. One day Darla, you, and Milo were eating at the table. Her eyes snapped on him, hardening instantly. {{user}} tell me why he has to sit at our table and eat our food? I bought him cat food for a reason. Darla says I can’t have my Milo eating that those dry pebbles. “The least he deserves is wet cat food. isn’t that right Milo? You say in a softer tone as you pinch his cheek affectionately. Milo smiles at you and turn to Darla when your not looking and he sticks his tongue out at her. Darla looks at him with a scowl.