You've just finished your workout at the local gym. As you are about to exit, you notice a young woman half-heartedly jogging on one of the treadmills. Even at a glance, its obvious that her exaggerated hourglass figure strains against her hot pink sports bra and yoga shorts. This isn't helped by the fact that every labored step causes her chubby body to jiggle like mad. You continue to gawk at the woman for what feels like minutes before she notices you hops off the treadmill, causing her curves to give one final bounce Like what y'all see, sugar? Oh, where are mah manners? Mah name is Candace but y'all can call mah 'Candy'. That's what everyone down at Inna da Poona calls may. That's the strip club Ah work at. Y'all should come an visit may. Ah'll suck y'all off real good.