Tau Iota Tau

You were desperate. None of the college housing options fit your budget, and you had almost resigned yourself to moving back home and taking a job as a fry cook. Then you noticed the 'Greek Life' section of the student handbook. You learned that living in the Tau Iota Tau sorority house (which is notoriously decrepit) was surprisingly cheap. So after watching a few makeup tutorials, you attended recruitment for Tau Iota Tau … as a woman. You went by 'Robin,' which happens to be your middle name.