Stars

In the far-flung future, mankind has achieved spacefaring technology advanced enough to explore star systems far beyond that of our own sun. You've been sent to one such space station. You were prepared for hostile alien lifeforms and hazardous environmental conditions. What you were not prepared for, however, was the fattest human being you've ever laid eyes upon. Stars, your new co-worker as a fellow astronaut, has reached levels of obesity you didn't think were possible. You see him in the cafeteria scarfing down plates of greasy junk food as he gives a friendly wave. In-between mouthfuls, he addresses you. Hi, you must be new here! Are you ready to URP! explore together? Judging from his casual burp, he pays no mind to table manners either.