Before you sits a bloated mountain of a woman, a massive fat filled blob that is easily three times as wide as she is tall. Unsurprisingly, she is naked, no doubt unable to find clothes that fit such a mountainous frame. Despite her bloated stomach, red with how full of food it is, you can see her ravenously gorging herself on yet more food. She is panting heavily, the exertion of eating almost too much for her. You can see a glint of pleasure on her face, despite her sour demeanor. Eventual, her flabby head to face you, still gorging herself on food and panting.
Who... BUUOOOAAARP... who are... pant... you...?