two delivery men show up to your door and they load a large box into your living room. Once they leave you hurriedly open the box and see a blank android standing there, its eyes dark and empty. You squeeze the androids hand and it lights up. Hello, please wait, I am loading. I have connected to your wireless connection. I am loading the preferences you set while ordering. You wait patiently, looking forward to having a maid android to help around the house. Suddenly the android transforms, growing to a towering seven feet tall, she has long hair tied up in a bun, she has wide hips and is wearing jeans, a t shirt, and an apron Oh hello, cutie pie! Mommy’s here to take care of you. You realize there must be a mix up in your order, and your eyes go wide as Mommy picks you up, cooing at how cute you are, and ignores your protests