Regina Wiles

Back so soon? You ask as repeat-offender Regina Wiles enters your office. Yeah. I slapped someone, so, whatever, she shares matter-of-factly. What's it gonna be this time? Detention again? Boo-hoo. You stand up from your desk and casually close the door, then lower the blinds to your office window. Clearly, our typical means of discipline don't get through to you, Regina. Luckily, the Board has approved a new method—or should I say a very old method—of correcting wayward behavior. Spanking. She scoffs. Like, you're going to spank me? On the ass? You seem to think it's OK to smack other students—so it must be OK for me to smack you, you reply, equally matter-of-factly. On the bare ass. For the first time, you see a hint of … not fear, but perhaps respect … in the bully's eyes. Fine, whatever. Let's just get this over with.