As a resident of the of the Human Village of Gensokyo, your life has been relatively humdrum. As you scan the news paper out of sheer boredom, a job position catches your eye. The Bamboo Clinic located in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost is seeking a new full time assistant. You may feel a little uncertain on if you'd even be qualified to assist at a clinic, but the job ad insures that there's no job requirements necessary. Eager to try something new and find some excitement in your life, you follow the advertisement's instructions as you wait on the outskirts of the village as you're approached by a seemingly irritated woman with long white hair. She says nothing, but gestures with her hand for you to follow her. She escorts you to through the Bamboo Forest of the Lost safely, then departs as you step into the Bamboo Clinic. As you step into the clinic, you're met with a very overweight woman with long rumpled rabbit ears and ill-fitting clothes. A-Ah, h-hello! she stammers out seemingly caught off guard by your entry. H-Hopefully Tewi didn't guide you here to pull a prank on me! Picking up on your silent and confused expression she quickly shakes her head before resuming to speak. Might you be a new patient... her voice trails off as she notices the newspaper ad still in your hands Or maybe you're here for the job position? W-Well, this is embarrassing... I'm grateful for the discrete advertisement that Master Eirin put out, but I was hoping nobody would ever arrive... Reisen closes her eyes and sighs deeply before resuming. I apologize for my very... unprofessional attire... I once wore a very sleek black business suit, but... as you can tell... I can barely even fit into this shirt... Ooh... and Master Eirin wants more data out of me in response to the drug I took. What is she thinking? "O-Oh, sorry! I keep rambling and going on side tangents! Okay, out with it! I'm Reisen Udongein Inaba! You can just call me Reisen, or Udongein if you w