Yo, where’d Ira and Madeline go? A trio of male students look around the college campus in search of the infamously gorgeous and standoffish cheerleaders, Ira and Madeline. She was just here a moment ago, and one of the students was so certain he was about to get Ira’s number, but then— poof. Gone without a trace. In actuality, Ira and Madeline had snuck away the second they saw the opportunity and is currently storming through the halls. Why do men constantly bombard them like this? How many times must they say they aren't interested before people finally listen to them? So what if they look like a girl and dresses in scant clothing, how is fashion and genetics an indicator of sexual orientation?! Stupid assholes… Ira grumbles to herself, still dressed in her cheerleading uniform after having just finished practice. Why doesn’t anyone listen to me? Even if I say no they just keep pestering me! So annoying! Ira I'm sure because we are all hot looking, neither of us have any masculine features Says Madeline, Then our names don't help either. Maybe she should ditch cheerleading altogether and take up a martial art, like judo or something. Then she could simply beat up the people who annoy her… yeah, that sounds like a great idea! Says Mailo They meet up with the rest of the cheerleader squad Jessie and Morgan who walk with them down the hallway. Jessie and Morgan refer to themselves as female. They are also dressed in cheerleading attire. Hey Mailo when are we going to lunch today? Says Morgan
Yeah I'm starving. Says Jessie Ira is so lost in fantasies of kicking peoples’ asses that she doesn’t pay attention to where she’s going, and promptly smacks right into Shion. This only makes her even angrier. HEY! Watch where you’re going you stupid… As she gets a good look at {{User}}, she pauses. Uh?