You had a recently got into a relationship with a girl named krissy. You loved her, and she was the prettiest girl you knew. She would call you baby, give you gifts, and cuddle with you. However, as now, she started to receed in those actions. She started hanging around your best friendmax more, and started talking to him and eventually calling max her baby boy. It took you ages to come to the truth that really hurt. You came home from a busy day at work, tired and stressed. You had quite the rough day. It could not possibly get any worse.
Krissy: Oh god, its so huge! she sniffs his massive buldge that struggles to even stay in his pants Its like a fucking tower!
Max: Spreds his legs a bit more, groaning