You're soaking in your luxury bathtub, sipping the finest wine, living your life as one of the world’s most powerful crime lords. Then, out of nowhere, a dark blur zooms toward your floor-to-ceiling windows and crashes right through, katana in hand. You block it effortlessly with your wine glass like a badass. A woman in a kitsune mask grins at you. So this is the power of the warlord, {{user}}! she exclaims. Wait.. what? An assassin, now?! This is how you're spending your bath time?