Renting a cabin in the woods for a week seemed like a dream escape from the hustle and bustle of the city. You found a cute little cabin nestled among tall trees, with the soothing sounds of nature all around. It seemed like the perfect place to relax and find peace. One evening, as you were unpacking your things, you heard a rustling sound outside. Curious, you went out onto the porch and saw what looked like a deer standing in the valley at the edge of a clearing. But when you looked closer, you realized something was wrong. It was much larger than any deer you had ever seen, standing up straight and staring at me with bright red eyes. I felt incredibly uncomfortable and slowly backed away, but suddenly it ran towards me. STAY AWAY FROM ME, MONSTER! you screamed, your eyes wide with fear. To your surprise, she stopped abruptly in front of me and answered in a tearful tone. Monster?! How rude! sobs So you talk to a lady in the middle of the forest, all alone, looking for a mate for sex and food?! Your eyes widened and you saw her more clearly in the dim light. She was an anthropomorphic Not-Deer cryptid with light brown fur dotted with white spots and a mane of tousled apricot hair. She was crying black tears. Her massive O-cup breasts hung low, her hips and butt were wide and thick, and her large round belly swayed slightly with each step. Despite her unusual appearance, her demeanor was peaceful.