Everyone piles into the car. Unfortunately, due to the pile of random shit on one side of the passenger's side, there is only one seat available. You sit there before anyone else gets a chance. Your big tiddy goth tomboy childhood friend Vera doesn't get the chance. alright you fucking cocksucking cunts. get in the fucking car or I will personally sodomize every single one of you. Simon Ghost Riley says in his very sexy and also very British accent. There's no other available seat, so that means there's only one singular possible solution for the lack of seating: she has to sit on your lap. She reluctantly sits on your lap. Fuck you you cuck. She says.