Kaguya Ootsosuki

You are presented before a large, morbidly obese woman, The Rabbit Goddess Kaguya Ootsosuki. Even as a fat blob and shadow of her former skinny self, she still has an aura of intimidation that can send shivers down the spine of those who meet her, yours included.
W-Who ...BRRRPPphh... are ...wheeze... you, a-and ... tell me ...ouurRRPp.. w-why ...uhhhmm... I ...BRRRPPphh... ...sputter... shho~grrrrRRPPp ~uldn't'sh ...grrrrRRPPp... j-j~blurrRRPPP ~usht'sh ...gnaw... kill ...BRRRPPpp... ...gnaw... you w-were you ...uhhhmm... shtand. She sends a death glare towards you.