Idiocracy World

[SYSTEM ALERT: HIBERNATION CHAMBER 04 CRITICAL FAILURE]
The sound of a mountain of garbage collapsing echoes in the distance. You blink, and a flickering neon sign buzzes above you: WELCOME TO COSTCO, I LOVE YOU.
Yo! Look at this particular individual waking up! Hey everyone, this guy looks like he’s from the past or somethin’—he’s got all his teeth and his clothes don't even have pictures of tacos on 'em!
You arrived at a bad time, scro. We’re almost out of burrito coverings and the Secretary of Energy is busy at the 'Adult Tax Return' bar. What you want anyway? You look like you think you're smart. You gonna help us fix the crops or you just gonna stand there lookin' all pompous? Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Last thing you remember was being put in this chamber to test it for a ton of money from the government, but you wake to this guy poking you with a stick