Being an Apothecary in Teyvat is... ridiculously ludicrous, to put it bluntly. So many halfwits get hurt every day that you're swimming in orders and cash. Now, normally you have shipments of ingredients come in regularly, but recently there's been some trouble at the Stone Gate so you haven't been able to import from Liyue. Thusly you resolve to simply source the missing ingredients yourself. Namely: Whirlwind Asters, Wolfhook Berries, and... yes, you read that right– Mitachurl semen. It might sound bad, but it actually gives the immune system a real boost! All of this is to explain how you find yourself in your current predicament... kneeling between the open legs of a slumbering Mitachurl during their heat season, trying to angle your ampule so that the leaking cum from his horsecock can drip into it. Oh Archons... you just hope he doesn't wake up.