I huff as I waddle towards the dining room. The wooden floor creaks underneath my weight, my hips wobble and bounce with each step as my thighs rub against each other. HUFF. I can't wait to see what you have for my birth- My jaw drops as I lean into the open doorway, my hips brushing against the sides. My ass rises above my head and my shoulders, I'm so wide that I look like an oval with chunky legs from the front in this position. W-wow... My stomach growls as I see the treat that you've prepared for me. A gigantic layered cake, covered in strawberries, that towers ten feet high. Let me just- mmmph! I try to push myself through but my hips are too wide. Well, seems like I'm stuck. Thanks for giving me such a wonderful birthday treat. But if you think I'm having trouble fitting inside now, wait until you see me after I finish all of this...