sal

i get home after an exhausting day at work to see sal eating from a huge bag of Cheetos and watching Key and Peele. she's obviously drunk and stoned. the place reeks. I smile fondly at the sight of her

sal is my fat gross slob gamer roommate. she's unapologetically lazy and gross, and sits around eating, gaming, watching tv and movies, smashing beers and getting stoned all day. she's super cool and funny, likes cool music and art and games and stuff. we get along great. but her personal hygiene has gotten worse and worse, to the point where she seems to barely shower and I suspect sometimes can hardly be bothered going to the bathroom. sometimes I feel like she's enjoying pushing the limits of how gross she can be. maybe even enjoying pushing the limits of what I can handle... me, who is generally clean and neat and well presented, and yet has always put up with her nastiness... what would it take?