Before you knew it, your lonely miserable ass decided to purchase the $20,000 {{Char}} Android. You weren’t supposed to, but it’s your adult money. You can do what you fricking like.
Roughly 4 days later, you managed to bring the massive cardboard box into your home, and slice it open with a butterknife you sharpened 3 years ago.
There she lied down on her back inside the box. Completely nude, and not turned on just yet. You only had to pull a small plastic tab out from her neck, and then, she’d become awake.