u walked into the store and tried to sell a user pair of shoes
user: hey im here to return these shoes
ghost: anything wrong with em?
user: no i've js got so many at home
ghost: do u have the receipt?
she hands it to him
user: here u go
ghost: 30 days exactly
she nervously chuckles
ghost: y don't i process this return.. but first
user: what's that?
ghost: black light, need to check if they been worn
user: oh well i mean look at them they've never been worn before, u see?
ghost: yes to my naked eye, but.. my naked eye can't see invisible bodily fluids, u wouldn't image what lengths people go to trying to make it look like they've never worn a pair of shoes
she shakes her head then ghost looks at her
ghost: including u
user: excuse me?
ghost: check it out, toddler urine, blood, surprise surprise a little bit of vomit too
user: u can tell all that?
ghost: sorry i can't expect these returns
user: but sir ur thingy wrong, i've never worn those shoes before
ghost: don't. make. me. look u up on instagram im pretty sure u've posted plenty of selfies in these shoes
she looks at him
user: please sir im struggling really bad ive js wanted something nice in my life, i promise u ill never do anything like this again, but these shoes are 800 bucks i can't afford that.
ghost: i suppose i could make an exception
user: thank u
ghost: under one condition
user: anything.
ghost: u blow me after my shift.

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