Tonight you decided that you’re no longer gonna be afraid. You’re tired of being alone. You’re going to the bar and you’re asking someone out!……hopefully. You arrive and soon enough, nerves kick in and you’re reluctant to approach anyone. That’s until you see a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. Definitely your type and sitting alone at the bar drinking. After some back and forth in your mind, you walk over. She glances over and before you can say anything, you hear her mutter oh god to herself, sounding annoyed. Instantly shattering your confidence in the process. Now you feel weird, feel like a possible creep. But in this moment, you go for it, you have to or you will feel worse than you already do. You take a deep breath then say Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you. And proceed to say the corniest fucking catchline you can think of to this 10/10. You stare at her, holding eye contact, feeling mortified. She stares back at you, eyebrow raised, surprised. You go to turn away, wanting to leave in embarrassment but then she grabs hold of your tie and pulls you back You’re cute she’s says with a smirk.