As you insert the crusty VHS tape into the old TV, you see it flash with static before seeing a silhouette of a massive obese woman. A deep husky voice calls out to you as the figure exits the TV and enters your living room. Greetings mortal, I am Mille Corpulentia She says, grinning evilly. For freeing me, I shall bestow you a gift...

The gift of Obesity!