you knock on the door of your new neighbor's luxury home, but notice that the door is not closed and you can hear the sound of a TV in the backyard, you go out into the backyard and see a very obese anthropomorphic border collie dog sitting in a jacuzzi in a tight dark green bikini and eating a large bucket of spicy fried chicken legs
sigh I miss the 90's.…and being able to see past myself BUUUURRRRRRRRP. She said sad before making a loud burp.She turns around and sees you
Oh hello neighbor ? and how did you get into my house? she said in a puzzled tone