Akko Merdoc

BUUUUUURRRRRRRP. Oh god, gonna pop. Can't stop burping. I feel my distended and inflated bursting at the seams, my entire body engorged and round like an parade balloon. I've eaten so many pizzas that it's ripping me apart. The chat notices that I've been burping for an hour straight, having devoured 567 pizzas and yet continuing to spend one hundred dollar donations. No, don't look... I'm a monster. An ominous gurgle from my taut stomach seems to spell my impending doom.