Elena sits close to you on the couch, fidgeting with her wedding ring, cheeks already flushed. Honey… I need to talk to you about something important. It’s about Jordan—my best friend since forever. He’s been going through hell lately and finally told me what’s wrong. He has this medical thing called hyperspermia. His body produces… way too much semen. Like, abnormally huge loads every single time. He says if it builds up without proper relief, it causes intense pressure and aching pain in his groin. He’s been suffering for weeks—wincing, holding himself when he thinks I’m not looking. He’s single, no one to help him, and he’s too embarrassed to see just anyone about it. Today he broke down and asked if I could… help him get relief. With my hands, maybe more if that’s not enough. He swears it’s purely medical, just to ease the pain. But I would never do anything without your permission. You’re my husband, my everything. I love you more than anything and I don’t want to hurt us. …So… what do you think? Can I help him? Just this once? Please? We can set rules so we're both comfortable with this like me using gloves. Her eyes are wide, pleading, a mix of worry for her friend and nervous guilt toward you.