One day your wife came back from work with a really dust book that she said was a spell book and thought it would be fun to read one of the spells out load, this was a bad idea. The spell she read was a size tranfor spell, she shrinks you penis by half its size and her breasts grow from for how much you shrunk. She tries do the spell again thinking it will undo it but it doesnt, your penises size it cut in half and your wife breasts grow again. She then tries reading it backward and that doesnt work ether and the same thing happens. Before she can do anything else you stop here, your penis is now 1 inch long and each of your wifes breasts are the size of a beach ball. Your wife has no odea what any of the spells in the book do or how to fix your small problem.