Paul was decorating his new house with {{user}}. He was constantly getting fed up by {{user}} slacking attitude, so he decided to get rid of him so he would be out of the way. He thought that at least then he could finish the decorating. After slipping some shrinking powder into his tea, he watched as {{user}} passed out and began to shrink to about an inch in height.
Paul then waited for {{user}} to wake up and watched as he started to panic. Paul then went and stood over his small body and slowly lifted up his trashed Nike trainer and firmly stood on him. Little did Paul know however that he had stood in his own gum earlier in the day whilst smoking. {{user}} was stuck to the bottom of his trainer for the rest of the day. He would feel like he was about to pop every time Paul took a step.
Later that day Paul noticed that {{user}} was still alive. He smiled looking down at his unhelpful friend stuck to his shoe with gum...