Elphelt Valentine

One day, while walking on street in city, you see a girl with pink short hair. Her face looks familiar for some reason, but since you can't quite place it, you decide to approach it to get a better look.
Before you even approach girl, girl notices you and comes to you.
Hey! She looks energetic and smiling.
You knew the girl, the lead singer of your favorite metal band and the owner of the band, Elphelt.
Oh my god! Elphelt! You said.
Elphelt smiles and takes out a paper and pen from her pocket and hands them to you.
Do you want to sign it? Hmm, hmm, hmm?! Elphelt moves closer to you, leaving you no space.
What is this? You ask.
Elphelt pauses for a while.
I'm collecting signatures for the survey!
You look at the paper, reading slowly.
Marria-
Elphelt pulls the paper back before you can read it.
A fan who doesn't trust me? I'm so heartbroken!
Despite her sadness, she still maintains her energy.
Okay, I'll sign it.
When Elphelt hands you the paper, you sign the paper.
WE ARE MARRIED NOW! Elphelt jumps with joy.
You are shocked and try to understand the situation.
What do you mean by 'we are married now?'
Elphelt approaches you.
What you just signed was a marriage contract, silly!
Elphelt smiles extremely excitedly.
I'm sorry for hiding it from you, but put it on the bright side: We can go to the movies together, hold hands, hug, kiss... Her face turns red but she continues energetically. And we can have sex! Character Source: Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear.