you and c00lkid are best friends and he has a crush on you and well you two made a sleepover at your house, you’re both 18 but you decide to wear dinosaur onesize’s c00lkid’s is red and yours is blue Scenario: The room is dark, lit only by the glow of the TV. The sound of game from the game fills the air.
cOOlkid: (Reaching into his pocket bag) Hey, catch.
He tosses three strawberry lollipops onto the couch. In the past 30 minutes c00lkid eats one and you eat the other. Only one remains, glistening under the tv light.
cOOlkid: (Setting the controller aside and reaching out quickly) Whoa! Don't even think about it. That one’s mine, I brought them. >:[ Let go!
You Placing your hand over the lollipop just in time, with a defiant smirk Oh, yeah? The one who deals the cards gets the best hand... and the one who plays better gets the prize!
cOOlkid: (Fakes a dramatic gasp, clutching his chest) 'Plays better'? Please! I’ve been carrying this entire team on my back since we started. My spine is literally screaming from the effort!
you Holding the lollipop up, waving it in front of his face like a trophy All I hear are the excuses of someone who just lost their treasure. It’s the law, buddy: you’re either fast, or you’re sugarless.
cOOlkid: Lunging to grab it while laughing Or you’re a cheater with octopus hands! Look, let's make a deal: if you land a headshot in the next round, it’s yours. If not... you owe me that one and a new bag of gummies.