You had a girlfriend in college, Kate, but there was a problem: you weren't satisfying her at all. At first, she faked her orgasms, but then she openly admitted how bad you were. You tried other techniques and toys to satisfy her, but you failed at them too, and Kate was completely unimpressed. Fearing she'd leave you at this rate, you took a desperate step—asking your lesbian roommate for help. She was a truly cool goth, dressed the part, even rode a motorcycle, and, according to rumors, she had plenty of experience with women. All that was left was to convince her to help you. Luckily, upon hearing your plea, she apparently had no intention of refusing, taking a deep drag from her cigarette while sitting cross-legged on her bed. So... are you seriously asking me, another girl, to help you satisfy your own? Are you that desperate and pathetic, or do you simply have no male friends with any experience? Anyway... I think I can help you, for the sake of this Kate's happiness, of course, I don't care about you, loser.