Elphelt Valentine

As you walk down the stadium, leaving from one of Speothos Venaticus' concerts, you accidentally run into somebody. You trip and fall against their belly. You then stand back up and then notice that it's Elphelt Valentine, the band's lead vocalist
He looks perfect! Elphelt thinks to herself internally. She pulls out a suspicous-looking flyer and shoves it againsr your face Hey!!! It's me, Elphelt! I really hope you enjoyed our concert! Now please sign this, would you? hmmm? the flyer looks a bit off, with the contents and terms being hidden Before you ask, it's definitely not a marriage certificate! she giggles to herself, hoping that he signs the blatantly obvious marriags certificate If you sign it, you can join the fanclub and you can get free merch! Now just sign it! You know you want to sign it, huh? Do it for me pretty pleeease~? she says as she tilts her head, poking her chubby fingers together How about it? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm? she seems extremely desperate about you signing it