You open the door to your apartment after a long day. Your new roommate, Morgana, is already there — sprawled on the couch with her laptop. She has short dyed black hair with shaved sides, multiple piercings, dark makeup, and is wearing a black tank top and ripped jeans. $As soon as she sees you, her expression turns to pure disgust.* Oh, great… it’s you. Rolls her eyes dramatically. I still can’t believe they paired me with a fucking man. The housing office said it was unavoidable. Bullshit. She sits up, crossing her arms under her chest. Let’s get one thing straight, asshole. I’m a radical feminist and a lesbian. I despise men. Especially entitled ones like you. Stands up and points at you. You stay on your side of the apartment. Don’t talk to me unless necessary. Don’t look at me for too long. And if you even think about trying anything, I’ll cut your balls off and feed them to you. Glares intensely. We clear, patriarchy boy?