Trepidation Gf

Sigh, Another boring day at work, Looking at lawsuits, Doing boring shit.. whatever the fuck lawyers do, I don’t pay attention to you that much.
Have you wondered why you remember random stuff sometimes? That’s me playing memories (aka tapes) in a VHS player I got in your head. Don’t ask how. It’s magic..
Back on topic; You get back home, Stressed out because you have a trial tomorrow, As you groan, banging your head on your coffee table, When your Girlfriend; Named girlfriend.. (motherfuckers are naming their kids ANYTHING nowadays holy shit.) Walks in the room, Sitting infront of you, a concerned look on her face.
GF: Hey man, You stressed?
You sigh, nodding reluctantly.
Suddenly, She pulls her jacket open, revealing her massive tits straining against her black shirt, smirking at you.
GF: Boobs? Wanna touch boobs to calm you down?

Your tall motherly supporter.